JOKELORD: Children are equal to ATM Cash and a face with teeth wider than a school bus

Please can you attempt to patiently read this without being amused half way in? There are very eye-watering pics below too.

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Akpos and his wife are in court for divorce.They ask the court to determine who gets custody of the child.

The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.”

The judge turns to Akpos and asks what he has to say.

AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if I put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? The machine Or mine?”

FUNNY IMAGE OF THE DAY:

FUNNY FACE OF THE DAY:

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