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BANTER WITHOUT WORDS:
Fake breasts, fake buttocks, fake hips, fake everything. DURU CHIMEZIE on his
Banter this week feels the fakeness has gotten too foolish. But then he says, it
is even more foolish to enjoy all the fakeness despite being starkly fake. Read
on!
Sincerely, it appears to me as the creepiest sticky worry of
all time that wouldn't just stop crawling its way up my spines. Basic question;
why all the love-in and adoration for fake breasts, buttocks, hips, etc when we
obviously damn know that they are fake? I mean, ain't original usually the
point of attraction? Why the sudden inexplicable desire to be allured by the
woman with the most fake of body parts? Wondering if it doesn't boggle you too.
Imagine we are friends (sorry, but you'll need to put up with
some silly habits really) and I come over to tell you about my wish to buy a wrist
watch or let's say, a smart phone. Of course, as friends, you'd want to chip in
an opinion or too. And having seen a lot of major smart phones, you will be wishing
your friend which is me, could get one of them. In fact, it could also be said
that you own one. An iphone 6 to be precise and that was probably your standard
for me. However, after your many days of waiting for my new smart phone unveiling,
you are finally introduced to some unknown obviously inferior/'fake' phone from
China (sorry China, but it was always going to be from you). Wow, what a
reception! I guess I'd be obviously messing up someone's day pretty awfully.
Well, that isn't the case for all those dudes and ladies who throw out their
love for the fake breasts and buttocks.
Cosmetics. That is another defence for it. "What's wrong
with the fake breast if a lip-gloss equally tells a lie about the true colour
or texture of one's lips?" That is the most question I've heard. Wanting
to cite that a fake buttocks is the same as a weave-on or nail-gloss as both
are merely cosmetic. Well, two things. Firstly, it is usually apparent that
people who adorn the fake body part are always making frantic efforts to
convince everyone (sometimes including themselves) to believe that what they
have are real and natural. In fact, it is on record that some of them go on to
deny emphatically across social media fronts that what they 'now' spot is very
real and that we shouldn't be worried about a hip that suddenly went wider
inside two weeks. This is not so with a modest woman who has applied a modest
make up on her face. She only is saying, I want to look good and not, my lower eyelids
are naturally darker than a barrel of charcoal. Note the word 'modest'. And
most importantly, we all know she is made-up. Secondly, fake body
parts/make-over(s) are near-permanent if not permanent. It requires surgery in
such a manner that 'additives' are pumped into the body to create an impression
towards the outer layer of the flesh. A cosmetic has nothing to do with the
inside of anybody's body. And I am yet to see one that states that it is
designed to be permanent. These two should do enough to explain that fake
bodies are simply not at the same level as cosmetic make-over(s). Note how I
have not included plastic (reconstructive) surgery in this argument even though
it meet the same criticism; as it could be medical. Asking for a fake body part
isn't the same as under-going reconstructive surgery for medical reasons.
Now back to our reason for being on this page. Why would anyone
even get attracted to someone (female or male) who has a greater number of fake
body parts than actual ones? If there isn't any other negative implication to
doing this, there is surely that encouragement you give that lady who spots
some. The more you tell her how much she looks like a beauty queen (even though
she reminds you more of a cartoon figure from Flintstones), she keeps looking
for ways to increase the number of 'fakeness' she has accumulated so far. I
think there is a two-way thing to this. The first one has to do with dudes who
are seeming to worship the human body. Yea, I am a guy so don't think you are
going to school me on the male anatomy and sexology. We are naturally attracted
to these things and we also naturally prefer them when they are of a certain
nature, size or kind, but then, how's that supposed to relate? If female breasts
that are larger than the earth's equator are really our life dreams, then how
would a fake one solve that? They are fake and shouldn't account for fulfilling
that life dream. Since if it does, then we should as well go lust after statues/emojis/moldings
of the female breasts wherever we find them inexplicably large. However, this
is what we find. Dudes who lust after these ladies who have these unnatural parts,
do so because they are large despite being fake. That is the first out of the
two reasons.
The second reason appears to be the lady herself, even though
it is of a lesser extent. Why won't someone be deceived into thinking good of
the thing when the lady is keeping sleepless nights trying to convince you that
the load of counterfeits she bears all over are all so natural? In fact, in
some cases, good effort is put into concealing any source of proof that it isn't
real. In such a circumstance, when an unknowing male sees this and eventually
loves it, he will keep asking for more even if it means (the lady) having to be
'faker' to achieve the 'more'. It is obviously a two-end battle that appears to
constantly increase.
In conclusion before I run-out of ink, I guess we should now
comfortably label people who happily encourage ladies to fake their body parts
as foolish. Reason being that, they, just like everyone else, do know on most
occasions that the lady in question isn't naturally as 'attractive' as the
enlarged body parts have made her. Age long tradition being to admire people
who are naturally beautiful, it is only stupid to fall over the heels for
someone who is obviously 'not-exactly-beautiful' in some ways but has put in
some unorthodox efforts to convince everybody into accepting that they are
actually beautiful. Since you wouldn't dump an iphone 6 for let's say a Kerato
'Smartphone' (I could swear you haven't heard the name before) then you should
have no reason to overlook numerous beautiful girls that have chosen to remain
within the limits of what is actually beautiful. But then doing otherwise is
plain stupidity.
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I have female cousins so:...can we just accept that padded
panties/brassiere are not the same as fake buttocks/breasts. Just as you can
walk into any saloon and pick up a sachet of Brazilian hair, you can as much do
so with the panties or bra without needing some Indian surgeon putting the
blade through you. Ciao!
Remember, at 360talkatives you should always leave a comment...
fake body parts......increasingly showing belief of imperfection on d part of d ladies.........are u not beautiful????
ReplyDeleteIt all depends on how u c it. To some people , a gloss of paint or fixed nail and eye lash is d same as d expensive surgery and or implants that gives a false impression of who u really are physically. They argue that both are meant to "alter" our natural look. If u go to India u will c many responsible men wearing earings and nobody sees anything wrong in dt. So, to me, i tink both d "ordinary hair fix, nail extension, bleaching e t c" and d expensive and sometimes dangerous surgery n implants are all done t enhance the physical appearance and appeal. Now, can we honestly say a lady who is wearing a "simple make up" like artificial hair, nail, gloss, tatoes, nose and ear stud is natural while the other girl dt did implant and or surgery for the same purpose of looking good is artificial?
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