YOU ARE NO BIGGER THAN YOUR PHONEBOOK SUGGESTS

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: If you were told that you are just as small or big as your phone, what would be your reaction? Well, that...

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BECOMING WEALTHY BY BELLY SIZE

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: DURU CHIMEZIE says there is no hope for the slim in this country, more so when you have a fat belly. While...

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PLEASE CAN WE STOP THESE MANY THINGS?

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: Out of a rather difficult schedule Banter Without Doors comes to you with a list of many things we sho...

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24 WORDS FROM THE 2015 ELECTIONS, AND MY RIDICULOUS MEANINGS FOR THEM.

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: To DURU CHIMEZIE, a Political Party Logo is "any household items and furniture like brooms, umbrella, ...

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MY 1,600 WORDS OF TOTAL NONSENSE: THE PART TWO!

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: He did 1600 words and called it plain nonsense. But instead of forgetting those, he has just done another 160...

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PLEASE CAN YOU READ MY 1,600 WORDS OF ABSOLUTE NONSENSE?

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: It is a pile of useless god-forsaken collection of absolute gibberish! Duru Chimezie's 'Banter With...

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DON'T WISH ME A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS:  First BANTER WITHOUT DOORS of the year and Duru Chimezie has already picked up a fight with everyone. Now, c...

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FOR HER, 2 + 2 = 7,596,238

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS is back this week and Duru Chimezie is putting in a whole lot of effort to understand how our education systems are...

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#LEARNONESKILL

BANTER WITHOUT WORDS: DURU CHIMEZIE'S PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD IN THIS WEEK'S BANTER IS SIMPLE - JUST LEARN SOME 'FREAKING...

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WHEN WILL PUBLIC SERVANTS STOP PREPARING EGUSI SOUP RIGHT INSIDE THEIR OFFICES?

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: Despite how hungry Duru Chimezie can be, he still wouldn't be happy to see our public workplaces convert...

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ISN'T LOVING A FAKE BODY PART THE SAME AS HAPPILY CHOOSING TO BE FOOLED?

AN EXAMPLE OF BREAST IMPLANTS -  BANTER WITHOUT WORDS: Fake breasts, fake buttocks, fake hips, fake everything. DURU CHIMEZIE on his ...

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SO WHAT ARE WITH THESE BEARDS?

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: In this week's Banter Without Doors Duru Chimezie simply has issues with beards. He spots one though but kee...

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IT IS FOOLISH TO THINK YOU STUDIED THE WRONG COURSE. FIND OUT WHY

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS: Have you been thinking that the career path you chose (or have found yourself in) is responsible for your fail...

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BEING IDLE, IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED MOST

BANTER WITHOUT DOORS On Duru Chimezie's Maiden edition of Banter Without Doors, he's making a very tiring effort to convince ...

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