We are happy to bring you the joke of a funny woman who prefers a condolence gift to the life of the husband: a must read if you love humour and a face that would make you wonder if the very mister is anticipating a slap. Have fun!!
Joke of the day
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
AKPOS: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: Blood of Jesus! What happened?
AKPORS: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Darling I thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear?
AKPOS: Darling, it was God's work. My stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: Darling, thank God you are alive. What would have Happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now?
AKPOS: My dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10million each.
WIFE: What?!!!!! Ten million what? So because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues.......make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues.
We have hit December from January 2014. Celebrate with friends and loved ones. Xtmas is just a stone throw from here. JOKELORD promises to bring you a collection of xmas jokes as we gradually draw near to the holidays. hohohohohohoho..........
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